October 2011
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
Starting to remember things about you, Omega.
And I’m realizing memory might be the issue in this case. I am memory.
Oh. OH.
Let me know if you remember something good. and by good I mean bad. You know…my kind of good.
…
Plenty of that in here.
…
ask-epsilon:
Starting to remember things about you, Omega.
And I’m realizing memory might be the issue in this case. I am memory.
Oh. OH.
Let me know if you remember something good. and by good I mean bad. You know…my kind of good.
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
No. But there’s a lot more stirred up than I expected…
Soooo, I did all that…for nothing…
There’s a bit I need to sort through before I say anything else, Omega.
You know it’s incredibly hard to keep secrets in this thing, right?
Fine. Whatever. Do what you want.
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
What is?
/Starting to try to come out of it.
Oh hey! You’re coherent!
Have any revelations? Because it would be total bullshit if I went through all this trouble with no pay off.
It hurts.
Revelations?
Yeah. Revelations. on why you torture first and ask questions later?
/is a bit frightened right now/
No. But...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
What is?
/Starting to try to come out of it.
Oh hey! You’re coherent!
Have any revelations? Because it would be total bullshit if I went through all this trouble with no pay off.
It hurts.
Revelations?
Yeah. Revelations. on why you torture first and ask questions later?
/is a bit frightened right now/
Anonymous asked: fight with eleven now? :)
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
/begins to worry slightly that he can feel the pain
Epsilon, do I need to stop?
Hurt….
/Not the model for coherency right now, unfortunately.
Well this is is unfortunate…
/contemplates options.
What is?
/Starting to try to come out of it.
Oh hey! You’re coherent!
Have any revelations? Because it would be total bullshit...
ask-agentmichigan asked: oh sounds fu- Wait what? What happened to him? Did you do it or something your going to blame it one?
ask-agentmichigan asked: Well then we shal have to come up with something now shant we? Regardless what are you up to tonight?
ask-agentmichigan asked: Well saying acquaintance is almost insulting, but saying enemy I would think is utterly wrong. What would you say?
ask-agentmichigan asked: Hey friend. What are you up to tonight? Anything interesting?
ask-the-famous-anon-deactivated asked: 3, 2, 1, Oops, that was part of your memory going away, but I'll leave you to find out what it was.
catobsessedfreelancer asked: uh... hi. [crap I frogot what I was going to "ask"]
ask-the-famous-anon-deactivated asked: You're not caring for Eleven. *flips the shock switch*
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
/begins to worry slightly that he can feel the pain
Epsilon, do I need to stop?
Hurt….
/Not the model for coherency right now, unfortunately.
Well this is is unfortunate…
/contemplates options.
September 2011
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
And I thought my virus was bad. Let’s try fixing that glitch.
/There’s no words. No coherence. Just fear and pain. And the glitched piece of code combined with memory fragments that brought out all those problems. The glitch had been there a while. It’d just taken the meddling when Omega pulled down a wall to make it dangerous.
...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
And I thought my virus was bad. Let’s try fixing that glitch.
/There’s no words. No coherence. Just fear and pain. And the glitched piece of code combined with memory fragments that brought out all those problems. The glitch had been there a while. It’d just taken the meddling when Omega pulled down a wall to make it dangerous.
…
interesting
Epsilon?
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
Your funeral.
If you feel yourself breaking or dying, be sure to tell me the secret of the laser before you snuff it, got it?
/digs in
I know it’s likely to be. And I think I’ll have more important things to worry about if that happens. Besides, you could just pull it out of the remains.
/Pain. So much pain. He didn’t realize how much restarting like that...
ask-epsilon:
There’s definitely something wrong with me if I’m telling you to hurt me.
Do it. I don’t want to lose myself and turn into that permanently. And don’t stop until you find something. Better broken under the strain than that.
Your funeral.
If you feel yourself breaking or dying, be sure to tell me the secret of the laser before you snuff it, got it?
/digs in
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
/stops
Fine. I can’t find anything anyway.
Just wall after wall after wall.
…
/There’s no calming or settling down at that bit of news. Actually, the fear increases. And anger is starting to edge in again.
You’ve found nothing wrong? That can’t be right. This isn’t me.
I found nothing pertaining to your current sadistic streak.
There’s plenty wrong...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
Probably not, but we haven’t figured out the root of the problem.
Why are you acting like this?
/tugs
Stop… It hurts.
/There’s resistance, as some of it’s really badly tangled into him. Actually, a lot of that is really where the problems are coming from. His code can’t alwaysdistinguish between him and that anymore.
/stops
Fine. I can’t find anything...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
You’re a mess. Let’s comb these out
/being prodding and poking pieces
It hurts.
/Not trying to resist what Omega’s doing though. And the memories… If Omega tries examining them, he’d find some of the memories include him. Things dug up when he was poking around before.
Oh, I know how the pain is, that’s why I’m not giving a...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
You’re a mess. Let’s comb these out
/being prodding and poking pieces
It hurts.
/Not trying to resist what Omega’s doing though. And the memories… If Omega tries examining them, he’d find some of the memories include him. Things dug up when he was poking around before.
Oh, I know how the pain is, that’s why I’m not giving a shit.
/continues...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
Do you want to find out why you’re suddenly so psychotic?
I want it to stop. I don’t like feeling like this.
PREPARE YOURSELF!
/digs without giving time to prepare
/There’s a mess of emotions at that. Surprise. Pain. Terror. And underneath the surface? Fragmented memories are tangled through everything in a way that they...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
Do you want to find out why you’re suddenly so psychotic?
I want it to stop. I don’t like feeling like this.
PREPARE YOURSELF!
/digs without giving time to prepare
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
… But that hurts.
Fine. Be a homicidal douche bag.
At least you’ll get the satisfaction of breaking me, which is probably what will happen IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.
I don’t want to break you.
If you have to do it, just do it.
Do you want to find out why you’re suddenly so psychotic?
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
I don’t know, Omega. I just know I shouldn’t be like this…
No fucking shit. Torture is my job. …the moping is Wash’s.
I don’t like this. This never happened before.
I’m going to have to mind rape you to figure this out, aren’t I?
Ugh, sounds so sexual.
… But that hurts.
Fine. Be a homicidal douche bag.
At least...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
I don’t know, Omega. I just know I shouldn’t be like this…
No fucking shit. Torture is my job. …the moping is Wash’s.
I don’t like this. This never happened before.
I’m going to have to mind rape you to figure this out, aren’t I?
Ugh, sounds so sexual.
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
… I’m sorry?
OH, go fuck yourself.
/going to go mope now, very unhappy AI
SO IT’S EITHER A TORTUROUS AI OR A MOPEY ONE?
THE FUCK IT WRONG WITH YOU!?
I don’t know, Omega. I just know I shouldn’t be like this…
No fucking shit. Torture is my job. …the moping is Wash’s.
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
… I’m sorry?
OH, go fuck yourself.
/going to go mope now, very unhappy AI
SO IT’S EITHER A TORTUROUS AI OR A MOPEY ONE?
THE FUCK IT WRONG WITH YOU!?
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
Fine.
/the anger rapidly fades into confusion
Fuck you. Go suck Wash’s cock, you miserable prick.
/unhappy confusion
I don’t know why I just did that…
/quietly seethes
… I’m sorry?
OH, go fuck yourself.
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
Fine.
/the anger rapidly fades into confusion
Fuck you. Go suck Wash’s cock, you miserable prick.
/unhappy confusion
I don’t know why I just did that…
/quietly seethes
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
Do you want me to stop?
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
auughh
/rage and confusion
That doesn’t answer my question, Omega.
/pauses in the digging for now
OF COURSE, YOU FUCKING CUNT.
Fine.
/the anger rapidly fades into confusion
Fuck you. Go suck Wash’s cock, you miserable prick.
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
Is it worth this?
/Have an angry Epsilon digging again, and this time, he’s not looking for anything in particular.
What the fuck are you-auugh!
/still digging
How does it feel, Omega?
Fuck you.
/surge of rage
Do you want me to stop?
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
auughh
/rage and confusion
...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
Is it worth this?
/Have an angry Epsilon digging again, and this time, he’s not looking for anything in particular.
What the fuck are you-auugh!
/still digging
How does it feel, Omega?
Fuck you.
/surge of rage
Do you want me to stop?
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
auughh
/rage and confusion
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
Asshole. Hope you’re happy.
/feel the rage
Whoa, calm down, Epsi, it’s just a joke.
Is it worth this?
/Have an angry Epsilon digging again, and this time, he’s not looking for anything in particular.
What the fuck are you-auugh!
/still digging
How does it feel, Omega?
Fuck you.
/surge of rage
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
Asshole. Hope you’re happy.
/feel the rage
Whoa, calm down, Epsi, it’s just a joke.
Is it worth this?
/Have an angry Epsilon digging again, and this time, he’s not looking for anything in particular.
What the fuck are you-auugh!
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
You know they ship us, right?
Yes. It’s ridiculous. We’re AIs. Not humans.
HAHA, I think it’s funny. So I made this.
To piss you off as well.
Omega? That’s it. I’ve had it. No laser for you.
Damn it.Worth it.
Asshole. Hope you’re happy.
/feel the rage
Whoa, calm down, Epsi, it’s...
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
You know they ship us, right?
Yes. It’s ridiculous. We’re AIs. Not humans.
HAHA, I think it’s funny. So I made this.
To piss you off as well.
Omega? That’s it. I’ve had it. No laser for you.
Damn it.Worth it.
ask-epsilon:
ask-omalley:
You know they ship us, right?
Yes. It’s ridiculous. We’re AIs. Not humans.
HAHA, I think it’s funny. So I made this.
To piss you off as well.
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